My Secret Boyfriend(s)~Charlie Hunnam and Aaron Paul

I've got two new boyfriends.  Don't worry.  They're totally cool with it.  Why? Because they are both totally badass and that's how they roll.  Maybe it's because the first half of season 5 of Breaking Bad is now done and that I am almost through season 4 of Sons of Anarchy but I just can't get these two out of my mind and couldn't possibly pick between them. 

They are both blonde headed bad boys with blue eyes and big hearts.  Sure one is in a biker gang and the other is a recovering addict/meth cook but they both do it for me.  If you've watched these shows surely you'll understand.  If not I'll just let the pictures do the talking.


Charlie Hunnam aka Jackson "Jax" Teller:





Aaron Paul aka Jesse Pinkman:



Need I say more?

P.S.-Back off bitches.  I got both Gemma and Walt in my corner...you know they'll fuck you up!!!

My Secret Boyfriend~ Tom Hardy

I haven't done one of these posts in a while but I just recently realized my love for Tom Hardy. About two weeks ago I went to see "This Means War". Overall, a pretty shit movie...but the eye candy that is Tom Hardy made it worth the $10 admission.  In the movie he plays the good guy, but to me he screams bad boy.  His British accent definately increase his degree of hotness.  Even his stereotypical bad English teeth seem to work for him <3, I wouldn't change a thing!

xoxoxo

My Secret Boyfriend~ Andy Samberg



Why Andy Samberg is the best boyfriend ever:

-Andy Sandberg is two years older than me.  This is a great age gap...especially since he is my high school sweetheart.  Instant cool points for dating a "senior" while I was still in grade 10.
-He's in a band.
-All of his collaborations rock.  JT, T-Pain and of course Michael Bolton....oh yeah!
-Laser Cats and Laser Cats 3D makes me pee my pants.
-Shark Week 2011, 'nuff said.
-He's obviously funny, loveable, and uber cuddly. 
-I love our Christmukkah tradtions:)

Andy...forget all that stuff I said about Jamie, Jarome, and John....I didn't mean it I swear.

My Secret Boyfriend~ Jamie Oliver

It's been a while since I did a secret boyfriend post.  I think that because up until now I have only found men worthy of secret boyfriend, summer fling, or friends with benefits.  This post isn't actually about my secret boyfriend...it's about my secret husband.  Sorry Jools.  Jamie is coming home to me from now on. 

Seriously, what more could a woman ask for?  He cooks.  He's got a charming British accent.  He used to be known as the naked chef.  He is also trying to change the eating habits of people around the world and introduce them to real, quality food through his "Food Revolution".  He's got morals.  Not to mention he's bloody sexy.

I love reading Jamie's cookbooks.  Not just for the amazing recipes, but for the way they are actually written.  I find them entertaining and love that they read as if Jamie himself is telling you how to cook a delicious meal.  I love hearing his sexy voice through his writing.

So Jamie darling...if you are reading this...don't forget to bring home some strawberries today.  I have a yummy dessert planned for you;)

My Secret Boyfriend~John Corbett

John Corbett I love you. I love you as Aiden Shaw, I love you as Pastor Dan, I have a feeling I am going to love you as Ramona's dad but more than anything I love you as Max Gregson! Nothing makes me swoon more than a loving, devoted husband and in The United States of Tara John Corbett portrays exactly that.

In Tara, John Corbett plays the husband of Tara, a woman struggling to find a balance between her dissociative identity disorder and raising a dysfunctional family (who are also adorably wonderful characters). That man took his wedding vows very seriously...for better or for worse...in sickness and in health. I also love that he is cast opposite of one of my most favorite actresses Toni Collette...more about her in another post! Max Gregson is the perfect blend of sensitivity and manliness.

My Secret Boyfriend~Jarome Iginla

It began a number of years ago in a doctor's office. I was casually browsing through a McLean's magazine and I saw him...my secret athlete boyfriend. His dimply smile and crinkly eyes enchanted me. At this point he was just getting drafted to the NHL and I was smitten. Little did I know he would become captain of the Calgary Flames. I am certainly no puck bunny but this hockey player makes me swoon. The fact that he is Canadian and a perfect three years older than me tells me that a love match is entirely possible. As I watched him score a hat trick in Canada's opening Olympic game I knew I had made the right choice in my heart and in my hockey pool!

Happy Secret Boyfriend

Intense Secret Boyfriend

Just plain ol' handsome secret boyfriend!

P.S.- I would like to add that my man has just about the most names one person can have. His full name is Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla. That's a big handle for a big man!